Yesterday R and I looked up the 20 worst jobs. One of them was dog food tester. Dog food tester? My dog eats garbage, cat poop and basically anything that falls on the floor, including rubber bands and fluff from the inside of a dog toy. He does not need to have his food tested. I could douse it in bacon grease, set it on fire and throw it in the landfill and he’d still eat until he threw up. I think we can take that table away from career day.